Patrick Dorgu scores for Manchester United against Aston Villa
This picture feels like it sums up some trademark Manchester United chaos. Photograph: Visionhaus/Getty Images
This picture feels like it sums up some trademark Manchester United chaos. Photograph: Visionhaus/Getty Images
Manchester United, Aston Villa and the unseriousness of a 4-4 draw

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MAY THE 4-4 BE WITH YOU

Precisely 13,266 games have been played since the inception of the Premier League, and 19 of those matches have finished 4-4 (0.1%), a rarity in a division dominated by the mighty 1-0 (17.6%). It was about time we got one, though. The months of August and September, when teams are still fighting to define their top-flight seasons and fitness and motivation tend to be at their peak, have never seen a single 4-4 draw. As motivation decreases the chances of stupid scorelines increase, and that’s where the 4-4 creeps in. There’s a certain on-the-beachness inherent in the score, and it is no coincidence that it has occurred more in the second half of April, as thoughts drift to the close season and the ineffable pointlessness of a lot of late-campaign football becomes unavoidable, than in the entirety of any other month.