Illustration shows Infantino as a cracked marble bust splitting open as a football strikes it, amid confetti
Investigations into Donald Trump’s opportunism may well take in his relationship with Gianni Infantino. Illustration: Gary Neill
Investigations into Donald Trump’s opportunism may well take in his relationship with Gianni Infantino. Illustration: Gary Neill
Infantino caught in the web as tide turns against Trump in midterms and leaves Fifa exposedBarney Ronay

Trump Exposed Reactor Core Syndrome very much in play after Democrat landslide – and Fifa’s president may pay a price

Oh baby, clamp me in your repulsive mouthparts. Sink your unusually large and venomous fangs into my abdomen. And yes, we are doing this in the White House cabinet rooms, out there in plain sight of the watching world, just a gleaming golden ball between us. But it’s fine. Probably. Now take a sip of those sweet, sweet tiny male arachnoid entrails.