Como’s players celebrate during the Champions League rout of Lens
Stop, stop, they’re already, etc and so on. Photograph: Jean-François Badias/AP
Stop, stop, they’re already, etc and so on. Photograph: Jean-François Badias/AP
Como turn on the style and hammer nine past out-of-focus Lens

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THE MOUSE THAT ROARED

A consistent criticism levelled at Como is that they are simply not “Italian” enough to be a bona fide Serie A club. Bankrolled by an Indonesian ciggy manufacturer, their president has helpfully likened their multi-hubbed business model to that of the Walt Disney Company. In Cesc Fàbregas they have a Spanish coach and their starting XI against Lens in Bigger Cup on Wednesday didn’t feature a single Italian. To add insult to injury, they also thrashed their hosts 9-1 in a show of outright vulgarity that will have had Serie A traditionalists gesticulating angrily. Piling on the hurt against already-humiliated opposition has never been the Italian way, unless both teams have formally agreed to it before the game kicks off.